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All that is required is a set of Chinese handcuffs.
How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.
Sexual act where the male ejaculates into a shot glass and the female drinks it.
Hey baby, I've got a milkshake shot for you.....
The act of hog-tying a female in bondage, usually over an exercise ball with her ass in the air, ball-gagging her, and spanking her while telling her how worthless she is until her will to fight is broken and she tickles all over the place.
If you talk to me like that again I'm going to give you Detroit detention!
Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.
I'm not voting this year, I've got electionitis.
When males hold their erect penis with their thumb on top of the head and pointer finger just under the head and slowly and softly rubbing the most monster nutbust of their lives out all over everything in sight.
My girlfriend didn't believe in the cuddly bunny cumshot..... So I blew it in her eyes....and titties..... And clothes......
Millennials who feel the need to immortalize themselves by having their names put in the urban dictionary.... As if anyone else cares about them. Also known as narcissistic, thumb-sucking, need a trophy just for waking up each day douche bags.
Unreal how many skells abuse the urban dictionary!
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Sexual act where the male lies down on the floor naked and allows the female(s) to grind a stiletto heel on his nutsack until he busts his nut.
I'm going to the strip club to find some chicks that want to do a Detroit dance party.
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