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When males hold their erect penis with their thumb on top of the head and pointer finger just under the head and slowly and softly rubbing the most monster nutbust of their lives out all over everything in sight.
My girlfriend didn't believe in the cuddly bunny cumshot..... So I blew it in her eyes....and titties..... And clothes......
Millennials who feel the need to immortalize themselves by having their names put in the urban dictionary.... As if anyone else cares about them. Also known as narcissistic, thumb-sucking, need a trophy just for waking up each day douche bags.
Unreal how many skells abuse the urban dictionary!
10π 21π
Term used by teenage boys when they desperately want to have sex with a very hot looking girl....they just want 5 minutes to put it in, wiggle, and pray to God that they can cum.
Man, that chick is so hot, I'd bunnyfuck the hell out of her!
1π 7π
A girl who socks dick like a bullfrog swallowing a fly.
Every guy dreams of getting head from a toadie.
2π 16π
To place someone's open mouth on a curb and stomp on the top of their head so as to break and/or separate the lower jaw from the upper jaw and breaking teeth in the process.
Johnny slept with my girl..... I'm giving him a curb stomp.
4π 2π
When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".
Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.
8π 4π
Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.
She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.