Ice cube club

When you jizz in an ice cube tray, freeze it, then have a party with your friends and make mixed drinks with them..... Bottoms up!!!

I don't think I'm a member of the ice cube club, but all of my friends are!!!

Bunnyfuck

Term used by teenage boys when they desperately want to have sex with a very hot looking girl....they just want 5 minutes to put it in, wiggle, and pray to God that they can cum.

Man, that chick is so hot, I'd bunnyfuck the hell out of her!

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Toadie

A girl who socks dick like a bullfrog swallowing a fly.

Every guy dreams of getting head from a toadie.

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Curb stomp

To place someone's open mouth on a curb and stomp on the top of their head so as to break and/or separate the lower jaw from the upper jaw and breaking teeth in the process.

Johnny slept with my girl..... I'm giving him a curb stomp.

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Soak it in cider

When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".

Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.

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Stiff toothbrush

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.

She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.

Mizel

That guy down the street who isn't married and washes his car on his front lawn every Saturday morning in his work boots, extra short cut off jean shorts and no shirt, with a big beer gut and a bad mullet and an extra hairy back.

Jen: Have you seen that Mizel down the street?
Emily: Yeah he totally gives me the creeps...
Jen: But kind of in a good way?
Emily: Yeah I'd let him butter my muffin...
Jen: I'd give him a blumpkin
Emily: Oooo, you're a dirty slut when it comes to Mizels

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