Random
Source Code
Random
When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.
Uncle Wayne is coming over again.... Let's just let him do the friggin chicken again...... It's hilarious!
4π 1π
She was so mad at me she tried to kick me in me mangerines.
1π 1π
Idiots who protest because their team lost the Super Bowl.
I can't believe that the Super losers are protesting this...... The ignorance of these people baffles me.......I wish they would get a life.
1π 1π
How do you expect to please anybody with that humpknuckle?
A very small penis.
I wouldn't touch that chick with your Pee-knuckle.
4π 5π
When Democrats lose an election and resort to violence thinking that they can change the outcome of the election.
Oregon has become a major hub of democratitis.
93π 3π
Sticking a corn cob halfway up your ass and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles.
No matter how bored I am, I would never do the Nebraska No-No.
2π 3π