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A pussy with five o'clock shadow.
I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.
2π 1π
Attempting to stick your entire arm inside a vagina.
I'm gonna make this bitch squirt on my face by sleeving up!!!
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When you are doing a chick doggie style, finale in her vag, then jam an ice cube in her ass after you have pulled out of her forcing her to contract all core muscles at once and she throws your manaise out forcefully - like a snow blower, the Japanese part comes shortly thereafter when she turns around to glare at you for doing that to her.
My girlfriend really pissed me off today.... I'm thinking that I'll give her the old Japanese snow blower tonight to teach her a lesson.
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One who solely eats pussy and doesn't have anything to do with cock. May be either male or female.
I'm obsessed with eating pussy, that makes me a vagitarian.
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The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.
The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.
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All that is required is a set of Chinese handcuffs.
How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.
A very small penis.
I wouldn't touch that chick with your Pee-knuckle.
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