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The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.
Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.
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Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.
I'm not voting this year, I've got electionitis.
Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.
She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.
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When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.
Uncle Wayne is coming over again.... Let's just let him do the friggin chicken again...... It's hilarious!
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How do you expect to please anybody with that humpknuckle?
An oddly shaped penis where the head is much larger than the shift.
The hooked just had to try to get that portabenis inside her.