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Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.
I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!
Dumbfuck who feels the need to put their name in the urban dictionary.
Unreal how many shitters there are in this world!
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When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.
Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!
Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.
You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?
An oddly shaped penis where the head is much larger than the shift.
The hooked just had to try to get that portabenis inside her.
The hairiest crotch you have ever seen.
The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.
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