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santa

A modern adaption of the German St. Nikolas, once said to give out presents to good boys and girls, now a cheap, easy advertising gimmick, see also crass commerse in the Duncan book of cyinicism

hello santa, here's a paycheck,

by Duncan January 14, 2004

9πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


ned

Irritating guys who throw rocks at buses, wear 'pure sovvys'.
used to be found solely in glasgow, but are now found beating up goths even in Cockburn Street ( a goth mecca in Edinburgh). Come into games workshop and break peoples models.

'you are a ned'

by Duncan January 14, 2004

136πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.

A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.

by Duncan July 12, 2004

55πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


8:17

8:17 pm -- The working man's 4:20. A time of day suitable for career-oriented-yet-pot-addicted individuals to blaze up without interfering with normal work hours.

Coined in Berkeley in July 2003.

Whew, what a day at the office... it's 8:17, grab the bong.

by Duncan June 3, 2004

29πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Kid Koala

A young canadian DJ who mixes up great tunes using two turntables and his own hands. No computer needed!

Kid Koala is a cool guy.

by Duncan November 25, 2003

44πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


maguffies

Slang for women's breasts

She's got some nice maguffies!

I'd like to get a hold of those maguffies!

by Duncan August 22, 2005

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Bollocks

A fairly mild, and frequently used colloquialism/swear word in the UK. Comes from the old english 'ballock' meaning testicle (apparently shakespeare used this word in his plays!) Has several meanings

That movie was a load of old bollocks - that movie was crap.
That was the Dogs bollocks - That was the best
Oh bollocks! - a mild curse when something goes wrong

by Duncan September 26, 2003

29πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž