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Any discussion or argument about an actress that terminates with someone saying, 'Yeah, she's a beautiful woman but if I wanted empty titillation from a movie I'd just watch pornography... Uh, I mean more pornography.'
Martin: Oh come on, you don't think Marilyn Monroe was beautiful?
Lewis: Of course I do but once you've actually had sex, there's very little watching a fully clothed woman can do for you. Reductio ad porno.
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A woman who has visited the island of Lesbos but has not become a permanent resident.
I saw your ex holding hands with a guy on Buchanan Street the other day. I thought she was gay now, but she must have been a clitourist.
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