douche beggar

A person, usually a woman, who begs to have a douche administered to her

Hey, look at that woman asking for a douche, she is a real douche beggar

Moutho

Similar to a typo, a moutho is when your voice - to - text app interprets the word(s) incorrectly

I am so embarressed by my moutho; I said "can't" but my phone said "cunt". Oh my!