Reverse Samson.

(n). The loss of any skills or strength when you undergo a ridiculous hair transplant in a pathetic attempt to reverse the loss of hair (also called a Rooney)

Alex. Hey Wayne, since you've had that dead gerbil sewn to your head, your form has dipped a little
The problem could be your reverse samson.

Wayne. I know gaffer, but I need to keep my film star looks for when I hang up my boots.

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trump dust

(N) The microscopic particles of shit released into the air much to the amusement of the instigator but to the annoyance of the recipient.

Oy Nathe, have you left this cloud of trump dust into which I have wandered? You dirty bastard.

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