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~"How was it for you?"
~"To be honest love, your cunt is so massive I may as well of opened the window and fucked the night."
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1. A form of spicey vegetable
2. A massively overated band
~"Hey man, what are you listening to?"
~"Red Hot Chili Peppers"
~"Why?"
~"Because I have no imagination and I'm dead inside."
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Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.
"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."
Phrase originaly used by well known actor Roy Scheider in the 1975 blockbuster 'Jaws'. He utters the line when he gets a good look at the size of the shark that is circling the small fishing boat he is on. Used in day to day life when a situation seems insurmountable.
"We need to find him 1000 red M&Ms before he goes on stage in 15 minutes..... We're gonna need a bigger boat."
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Exclamation used by Chris Morris in the brilliant 'Brasseye', while teaching children the perils of using cocaine.
"That man is lying on his back thinking 'Where in shitting crikey is my nose.'"
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