Panda Express

The home of severe diarrhea.

Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.

Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea

When you eat food at Dunkin Donuts and you have diarrhea after you eat the food there.

Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.

Quap

Another way of saying crap

Bro you don’t need that quap, we came inside this Walmart just to look for two suitcases to go away with on vacation - Rick

Sorry it’s a habit every time I go shopping at Walmart - Rick’s friend Scott

Kamala Harris

The first transgender Vice President for the United States

Kamala Harris is a guy - Bob

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Big Lots

A store where big overweight people shop for shit they don’t need.

Ben and Rebecca went to Big Lots to purchase several dvd copies of Home Alone 4 and 300 boxes of Oreos ,6 liter bottles of coke, lays potato chips, devil dogs and a 12 pack of Budweiser.

Facebook

A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit

A website or app that is full of cringy ass bullshit
Yo bro, I cringed so damn hard when I saw that shit my Uncle and his immature friends posted on Facebook - Jason

Yeah, Facebook is also known for making their users say they have 3,000 friends, but those are fake friends for them because they never fucking met them and don’t know where they live. Facebook should be called Fuckbook - Greg

Ice Cream Truck

A vehicle used by predators to get young children inside. They give them ice cream and then they kidnap them.

There are lots of ice cream trucks in ghetto neighborhoods. So if you see an ice cream truck walk away immediately and run to the nearest Panda Express bathroom and shit in the toilet!