kalbert

This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.

Tammy:I don't know how it will fit in me, its a Kalbert
Tom: It can be a trick to get in

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Trazzing

Travelling along in a vehicle, making progress with no hold-ups

We're really trazzing along now!