Bottom Secret

Referring to a story or information that was so sensitive it should have been kept top secret, but the whole school/office knows.

Can refer to any story that didn't "leak" so much as flood, but most effectively used when referring to secret butt secks.

Bro 1- Broski, you hear 'bout dat Alexia gurl?

Bro 2-Dude, her bottom secret is bottom secret. Everyone knows what happened at that party...

Bill Clinton thought his fornication with Monica Lewinsky was private business, butt then it became bottom secret.

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Confederate New Year

A holiday celebrated by some rural communities (not limited to the South) similar to normal New Year's, but instead of being celebrated annually on a specific date, it's celebrated randomly every few years.

Communities observing this holiday choose it instead of New Year's as the day that marks the change in the calendar year.

This explains why some towns act like it's 1874. Because, well, it's 1874.

Charleston High School in Mississippi held its first integrated prom in 1924 local time, 2008 Eastern.

Most of metro Atlanta's Confederate New Year dates have caught up to New Year dates.

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