willy drool

willy drool, (derived from willy spit

is basically pre-cum clear not full sperm, not shooting out, yet just sliding or slipping out

ugh yeah bitch, drink my willy drool

guh, its so warm.

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falur

a strange way to spell and pronounce "failure" originally derived from the depressing voice of the narrator from the original super smash bros. video game series, for the Nintendo 64

upon failure of an event due to player's lack of skill or of game mis-cooperation towards the player, this voice labels you a failure at task completion and ultimately pwns you at life, making players wither in a corner, depressed at their own lack of skill, thus creating societies worst enemy yet our greatest victim of tease, the emos

*break the targets!!*

link: GAH!!!

narrator: FAILURE!

dude: dude ur a falur

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willy spit

willy spit is another word for piss requiring a LOT less IQ to pull off the pronunciation, and a LOT more 13374G3

ugh, i gotta take a mad willy spit *stumbles*

dude.....man.....i think you *hick-up* drunk too much

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willy spit

willy spit is another word for piss requiring a LOT less IQ to pull off the pronunciation, and a LOT more 13374G3

ugh, i gotta take a mad willy spit *stumbles*

dude.....man.....i think you *hick-up* drunk too much

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mitten shock

no, not being shocked you found a mitten in your kitchen.

derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)

see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.

it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers

omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!

dude i envy you for using such a cool word.

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Cat tag

1. when a cat pisses on an area or object to mark its territory.

2. people can cat tag as well but it is still called cat tagging when a person pisses on an object or area, this includes human beings.

3. on often occations, noobs have been cat tagged because cats are 1337, and pwning noobs is a great passtime.

1. Dude Misty just cat tagged my freaking bed sheets!

2. Carl stayed the night at my house last night, i cat tagged his face!

3. person: aww man, you smell horrible!
Noob: yeah i got cat tagged >_>
person: Pwn't

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midnite

i common name for a domestic black house cat
usually spelled "midnite" the original definition of midnight is usually NOT referred to as a cat, however the misspelling of the word midnight is usually a reference to a cat of all or mostly black fur

gah! midnite just cat tagged my air mattress!

hahaha pwn't you noobrometor!

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