kill a cat

Masturbating; jacking off; fingering yourself.

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

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chin butter

semen on one's face.

Man, I just gave that chick some chin butter.

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Double deutch

1: A double goon dick.

2: Two goons fucking a goon.

3: deutching at your grandma's funeral...with some goons.

Poor goon, he got double deutched in his goonie.

He doubled deutched at the funeral, with that one goon from Home Alone.

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operator

Anyone in an authoritarian role with a weapon of a fire arm class.

That sargent is an operator with the M16-A4.

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gerentology

The study of aging and the aged. divides groups up into young aged (65-75) middle aged (75-85) and elder aged (85+).

A variety of topics are focused on, including living conditions, mental ans physical health (everyday tasks being performe). And even sexuallity (for reference watch "Sitll Doing It:The Intimate Lives of Women Over 65"). And a side note, although much of the elder population thinks they suffer from alzheimer's disease only about 3-5% do. Your long term memory actuallcy increases as you get older, it is you short term memory that decreases.

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vj

v. see also VJ'd (past)
1. To accidentally ejaculate into your own eye
2. To accidentally ejaculate into your partner's eye

1. Oh man, that would have been so much better if I didn't VJ at the end
2. He's not that bad in bed, but at the end, he VJ'd me!

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nutsack

1. important piece of male genitals that holds and protects the inner testes
2. a stupid fucker who does or says dumb shit and will not stop

1. Mother, once you are through with dinner, will you please wash my nutsack?
2. Mother, that kid Timmy is a frickin' nutsack.

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