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Showing intense affiliation for Duke University in Durham, North Carolina. Most notably by painting the entire body royal blue.
Beatrice: Hey Ed, wanna go Duking with me tomorrow night?
Ed: Sure, UNC's playing them, right?
Beatrice: Yup@ We're gonna get our Duke on!
Ed: Sheesh, Kent State ain't got nothing on me.
Beatrice: This is Duke country, baby!
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Showing intense affiliation for Duke University in Durham, North Carolina. Most notably by painting the entire body royal blue.
Beatrice: Hey Ed, wanna go Duking with me tomorrow night?
Ed: Sure, UNC's playing them, right?
Beatrice: Yup@ We're gonna get our Duke on!
Ed: Sheesh, Kent State ain't got nothing on me.
Beatrice: This is Duke country, baby!
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A dragon who likes to play the slot machines. This word was thought up today while playing 'Jade of the Dragon', a slot machine at Casino Aztar in Evansville, IN.
Opal: Here we are at Aztar. Let's hit 'Jade of the Dragon'.
Earl: You big Casino Dragon, you! We're gonna breathe fire all over these other guys.
Opal: (screaming and fire shooting out of her mouth) Let's burn it, baby! This thing is going down!!
Earl: (playfully throws a bucket of water on Opal) Easy, dear, it's only the name of a game, not a real dragon.
Opal: (crying) Poor baby, I expected a real dragon. Well, at least I can do dragon tai chi.
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An intensely relaxing massage given by Ed Crankshaft to his family and friends. When he does it, they sigh in relief. Most notably given when one of his family or friends is stiff or tired at the end of the day. An Ed Massage is very soothing. It often includes the sea foam green lotion known as Edward Ocean. If you want something that won't take a lot of time, don't head for a massage parlor - try an Ed Massage. And remember, Ed Crankshaft sent you!
Pickles: Hey Ed, I'm so sore. Chasing Homer around the garden really took a lot out of me. Its rough being a cat.
Ed: Well, that's no problem. How about an Ed Massage? (he takes a spoonful of the Edward Ocean) Here's comes the massage plane into the hangar! Zoom! (he starts Pickles' fur)
Pam: Oh no, I've been walking all day. Did I see you giving Pickles an Ed Massage? I need one too!
Ed: Okay, easy, easy now. This is going to be good. This is sweet. (he starts rubbing Pam's feet) You poor little chick. Daddy knows what to do.
Ed: (while sitting in front of the bonfire he feels a twinge in his back) Oh no, now I need an Ed Massage. Give me that Edward Ocean, would ya? (he rubs some onto his back) There! That's better. That felt good.
Pam: Do you want me to do all over? I mean, not just your feet, but whole body? I can do that if you want me to.
Ed: Sweet! My whole body feels rough. I haven't had an Ed Massage in days. I just need to warm up is all. Ed Massages rock! One of the best ways to relax after a hard day.
Pickles: Right on! Even an old mudcat like me would love an Ed Massage every now and then. High paw! (Pickles high fives Ed, scratching his hand) Ed Massage forever!
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A country line dance imitating the movements of a dancing emu. It was first done by Pearl Redhouse. Most notably danced to "Why Don't We Just Dance?" by Josh Turner.
Pearl: Uh oh, "Why Don't We Just Dance?" is comin' on!
Opal: You know what that means, sis?! It's Electric Emu time!
Pearl: You know there must be a whole flock of them. We're gonna get shocked!
Opal: But then again, emus can't really dance. Let's hit it, sister!
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A DANEC FOR OLD PEOPLE MOST OFTEN MEN
ED AND RALPH WENT TO A GEEZERBOP LAST NIGHT
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Someone who constantly takes a shower or is known to lounge around in their pajamas or bathrobe. Most notably in seen in lazy old army generals.
Martha: Amos, you're such a showerpants!
Amos: Now you're gonna get it. Fall in, sister! Ten hut!!!
Martha: Crazy guy. Lounging around in your pajamas and bathrobe all day. I don't know how you do it.
Amos: But I can't help it. I'm a lazy old showerpants!