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A mix of the words 'dweeb' and 'geek'. Commonly used to refer to Ralph Drabble's oldest son,l Norman, who is an obvious nerd. Also seen in the adjective form 'dweeky'.
Ralph: Don't be such a dweek! College is fun.
Norman: Yeah right. That's a good one, Dad.
Ralph: Well, you gotta remember mall cops are a little dweeky.
Norman: Crazy job! This world is full of dweeks.
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An intense rough massage mostly given after a hard game, most notably by Beatrice "The Fireant" Middleton.
Morris: "That was a rough game. I'm exhausted."
Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"
Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"
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A steak dish created by Pearl Redhouse. It is made by marinating a steak in prune juice. This gives the steak a very fruity favor, slightly tangy yet sweet.
Pearl: Hey Nelson, you want one of Aunt Pearl's Prune Steaks?
Nelson: Yuck. What's a Prune Steak?
Pearl: You just marinate the steak in prune juice. Trust me honey, you're gonna love it!
Nelson: (Pearl serves the steak; Nelson takes a bite) Sweet! This is awesome Aunt Pearl!
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A warm up exercise created by Opal Crankshaft on August 19, 2011. The idea behind it is to form yourself into an 'O' by doing the bow pose from Yoga but extending it so that you form a complete circle. This is one of the most fun exercises you can do. Opal Crankshaft loves it, and so will you.
Opal: Hey Beatrice, check out this funky new stretch! Its the called the Opal O. You'll love it!
Beatrice: The Opal O? What is it? How do you do it?
Opal: You just bend yourself into an O, see, like this. (she bends herself into an 'O') See? This is the Opal O. And when I say its a good stretch, I mean its a streeeetch!
Beatrice: (tries the Opal O) Hey! Let's show it to the kids. I bet they'll like it. They might want to try it before the next soccer game. (blows the whistle) Hey kids, come here! I got a new exercise for us to try.
Wilson: Coach Beatrice, are you kidding me? And who is that other lady? I'm not sure if we want to do this.
Beatrice: Easy, honey. This is my friend Coach Opal. She's the one who invented this. And you're gonna love it. Now, I want you all to do it ten times. (blows the whistle) Move it! MOVE IT!
Opal: (get the coach whistle from Beatrice) Come on guys, you'll love this. It helps me. Now, that's it, easy now.
Beatrice: You're right! They loved it. Its a hit! (she does the Opal O again) Great! My back feels better. The Opal O rocks!
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The brand of treadmill most notably used by Ralph Drabble.
June: "Hey Ralph, wanna run on the JogMaster with me?"
Ralph: "Sure, let's hustle!"
June: "Whatever you do don't let me bother you!"
Ralph: "This is great it's really burning me!!"
An intense cramp suffered by Earl Pickles when he has not stretched himself. Earley Horses commonly occur in the legs but can appear anywhere on the body. The only known cure is intense stretches. They are hard to treat and only Earl knows how. If you feel a cramp coming on with an intense force, chances are you got yourself and Earley Horse. Watch out! It will kick you!
Earl: Oh no, I should have warmed up big time. I've got a terrible Earley Horse! (groaning) Owww.
Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!
Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.
Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?
Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.
Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.
Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.
Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!
A mix of massage and stretching exercises done by Ben and Liv Hatley. It was so named because of Ben's large hands. Often he does them to his grandkids or friends. And also he does these to Liv who absolutely loves it. This is guaranteed to make you limber. No ifs, hands, or paws about it!
Ben: Hey, anybody up for a baseball game? I'm ready to do my Panda Paw. You've got to warm up, you know? You can't play baseball on a cold body.
Liv: You're right. This is sweet. I love the Panda Paw stretches. The Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean - they're all part of it. (she starts doing a Hatley Hula) Easy now, don't go too much.
D.D.: What is this? I've never seen it. And who are you guys? I want to join this, too. It looks like fun.
Ben: I'm Ben Hatley. And this is my wife, Olivia, but folks call her Liv. This is my Panda Paw stretch. Why don't you try it? (he shows D.D. how to do some of it)
Liv: Is she getting the hang of it yet?
Ben: I don't think she can see. I don't think she can do this.
D.D.: He's right. I can't see. I'm blind and have to be guided. Do any of you two want to help me?
Liv: You poor thing. Sure we'll help. These stretches are awesome. And anyone can do it! Here, I'll help.
Beatrice: (entering with a baseball bat in hand) Hey, is the game on yet? I want to play!
Ben: Wait, we're just doing the Panda Paw stretches. Why don't you join us, too. We're all already teaching your friend, D.D.
D.D.: (reaches up and high fives Ben) This rocks! We're going to have to do these at the senior center. I love this!
Ben: Well, now that we're all limbered up, let's play ball! (he picks up a baseball and throws it at Beatrice. And he yells:) Batter up!!