Drongo Juice

Gold coloured super-powered beverage like lager or ale that grants Drongos their super powers, making them last far longer than they should’ve. Super powers include missing trains, flights or making friends wait in taxis or car pools. Other experiences include losing keys, wallets, phones or girlfriends, with usually an awkward story that accompanies it.

Bloke 1: “Mate, have you seen me keys? I think I may have left them... somewhere...”
Bloke 2: “No worries, I’ll get you another Drongo Juice and you’ll be fine out on my couch.”

Jeffrey would be proud

Bloke eyeing a girl that is too young for him, warning him that he is potentially getting into underage territory that would be in line with Jeffrey Epstein’s behaviour.

Bloke 1: “Wow, check out that babe.”
Bloke 2: “Mate, Jeffrey would be proud. You dirty dog.”