Harboring a Fugitive

(Verb)
Holding in a bowel movement, in an attempt to reach a restroom.

"Pull over as soon as you can b! I am harboring a fugitive."
or
"I'm harboring a fugitive so hard, there's about to be an escaped convict up in here."

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black dog

An apparition seen after copious amounts of heavy drug use.

I was so trashed off that E, I thought I saw the black dog.

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Tah-meh

An anti-climatic moment, that was previously built up.
Where-as you might say: "Tah-Dah!" as you unveil a masterpiece, "Tah-meh" is when you unveil a Reese's piece.

"I went to the quincinera, it was all TAH-MEHHHHHHH!"

Escaped Convict

(Noun)
A bowel movement that has slipped past your sphincter and into your pants against your will.

"Dad has an escaped convict in his pants."

see also: "Harboring a Fugitive"

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