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A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.
Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.
Short for belly up. Originally from fisherman in the northwest. Denotes a dead fish, which float belly-up. Shortened to "belly" due to familiarity of the term. Refers to fishing conditions or condition of the boat or even the captain and crew.
How's business been this year? Response: Belly. If things don't turn around around soon, I'll be in a food line.
Rex, was really drunk last night. How is is he doing today?
He's been throwing up all day. He's belly.
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It is a term first used by NFL announcers to gently describe to the audience that a player had just taken a shot to the nuts.
They would say something like, "ouch, that looked like a tough shot the uh well....that must have hurt. Then another announcer would chime in with yes, that looked like a "GROIN PULL...That can really be painful. The announcers both look flushed and lean forward as if they are going to be hit in the nuts too. The other announcer agrees as the camera pans away to the player who is writhing in pain and rolling on the field.
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Textators are usually parents, husbands, wives, girlfriends or boyfriends. The textator might be considered a wannabe dictator who has resorted to texting as an attempt to control others. The texts are actually orders to perform work. True textators don't bother with a greeting such as "hi".
Textator: dishwasher empty? mess cleaned up yet? Room clean?
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similar to a fupa (Fat Upper Pubic Area) or bif, (butt in front), from the waste down, you can't tell whether if a bi butt is coming or going. A true bi butt actually has two fully formed butt cheeks on each side, two in front, two in back. The front or rear plumber's crack is optional and generally not visible, since a bi butt's pants tend to be belted across mid stomach area or even higher in some cases.
Notre Dame Football coach Charlie Weis has a bi butt. Some older women are also bi butts or bi buttual.
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A condition related to poor personal hygiene where the the gamecock sufferer's cock exudes a really bad smell. Gamecock is typically limited to male gender for obvious reasons. Gamecock commonly results from either a prolonged lack of personal hygiene or from making poor choices typically related to excessive consumption of alcohol and subsequent activities. Once contracted, gamecock can persist for extended periods of time and requires more than just simple soap and hot water to cure the condition. While many remedies do exist, most are fairly extreme, causing the gamecock suffer to eventually resign and accept his fate. Oftentimes, the gamecock sufferer faces a life-long situation.
After hooking up Saturday night, Joe was taking a piss the next morning and noticed a seriously bad smell. The gamey, pungent smell was unmistakable. Joe had contracted gamecock.
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A total douche bag troll who has dedicated his life to hating Oregon Sports. This loser claims to have a job, but unless you count cleaning between his mom's toes as a job, he is a liar. And, he is indeed, a liar also. 6BCS is also known as 6 tities and has countless other names he uses to get back to the Oregon board after being kicked off.
The consensus opinion is that 6 tities lives in his mother's basement when he has the courage to sleep without her. 6 tities also has a strange attaction to mullets and actually talked his mother into a mullet hair style, which she still wears.
The kicker in Pet Detective is most like 6BCS, living in mom's home and possessed with a singular thought relating to sports. Meanwhile, the kicker in Pet Detective is a better person as portrayed.
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