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Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

by Duval Possum January 31, 2011