Leveling Your Mage

Masturbation

So you going to level your mage tonight?

Girl: What are you doing tonight?
Guy: Leveling my mage
Girl: What race is it?
Guy: /Facepalm

WoW Player 1: I just leveled my mage.
WoW Player 2: But your a warlock.

Random: Are you Leveling Your Mage?
Random 2: YES!!!

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Onit

Verb - To consume copious amounts of alcohol
Noun - An alcoholic beverage

Verb
"Let's get onit."
"F*CK'N ONIT!!!"
"Wanna get onit on Friday?"
"Were you onit last night"

Noun
"I've only got one onit left"
"Lets shoot down the road to get some onit's"
"Did you bring any onits?"

all day onits

Drinking all day.
Must start before lunch time.
Must continue drinking until at least 10pm

Are we doing all day onits?