The embodiment of corrupted innocence. When used as an action: To corrupt innocent hooligans.
Bob, don't do a Shotzie, he's still so innocent!
When Cool Ranch Doritos are ground up and sprinkled onto a banana before boofing.
"Matthew, you know that Cool Riffing is bad for you, right?"
The act of grinding Cool Ranch Doritos and sprinkling the powder onto a banana before being boofed. See also: Boofing
"Matthew, I thought we talked about you putting an end to your Cool Riffing habit"