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Poop Cube

The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.

Don’t let mom find the poop cube!

by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019


Dr. Jeiger

Typically the name of chemistry teachers that look like an egg, touch little kids, and are unable to tie their shoes.

Person #1 I heard you lost your virginity?
Person #2 yea Dr. Jeiger told me to come to wrestling practice, Only for me to find out he meant something completely different

by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019


EJ

Sickest kid at silver creek

Girl: did you see that kid who is dope af today?
Girl #2: yea, that’s EJ

by Dwayne the glock Johnson September 22, 2018

10👍 25👎


Updog

When one exclaims that it smells like updog he is attempting to humiliate others in the room who are formerly not aware of the joke by making them say “What’s up dog?”

Person #1: wow it really smells like updog in here
Person #2 what’s up dog?
Whole church: ahahahahahah

by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019

180👍 34👎