Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it

1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.

Chickacide

DEATH BY EXCESSIVE EATING OF CHICKEN NUGGETS

Hey Jim, how are you today?

OH, I have a test today.
Oh, no
I'm going to commit chickacide

Fucktard

Someone who is fucking retarded e.g. when you overheard them speaking in spanish to a co-worker and later on ask them if they speak another language.

Joel - "Yo no sé cómo prender esta computadora. Soy lento."

Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?"

Joel - "Other language? What?"

Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."

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