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An ancient, tireless spirit of German sausage dumps that roams the world feeding on the flesh of innocent nostrils.
A pox of bung wurst upon thee, Leonard, for though hast mine scrotum emulsified!
1. (v) a synonym for "copulation" that involves a shlong, meat-stick, crotch-worm or otherwise penis-esque object...also synonymous with "fuck", "pork" and "greasing the blood log"
2. (v) a 23rd century process by which the bratwurst bots of Northern Latvia converted 30,000 hapless peasants into their unwilling thralls.
3. (v) a 24th century slang term for manipulating the uneducated into eating primitive 21st century meat products made from the ground sphincter-gristle of pigs
"Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and let me wienerize you?"
"Just lemme take off my sullied adult diapers and we can start the process of wienerization, baby!"
"The corpse of Monika Pavils was found in Northern Latvia today, her prefrontal cortex replaced by a log of kielbasa in an apparent attempt at wienerization gone wrong..."
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A mathematical term describing the result of calculating the square root of "taking a dump"
And so it was in the third century that Shitstockinides, famed mathematician and pooper-porker, developed his most famous proof known as boostle poot, enlightening the world to what we all now know: that the square root of taking a dump is indeed boostle poot.
1. (v) acronym for "turd out loud", a synonym for "shart", to shit while farting
"Veni, Vedi, Toli!" (meaning "I came, I saw, I sharted!" a quote attributed to Julius Caesar's catamite)
"Dude, I think I just tolled at the toll booth back there...that's the LAST time I eat at Taco Bell!"
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to angrily blow bubbles while bobbing for treasure in a used toilet or waste receptacle
Despite all her chuffing and furious snapping, the logs were too thick and mealy for Borksneedrietta to find her engagement ring within the bedpan's steaming slurry.
1. (n) A synonym for "bird shit" originating in the the mystery cults of seventeenth century England. An initiate seeking spiritual acceptance into the ethereal smegma of Scurnis, the ancient Assyrian God of armpit resin, would rub his body with noxious bird shit whose acrid fumes would induce seizures & delirium, during which the initiate's mind would travel into the future to read "Family Circus" comic strips whose abhorrent nature would induce what was thought to be a cleansing vomit characterized by a hacking gurgle known as the "snok", Assyrian for the word "holy mouth-fart".
(plural: snokrelig)
2. (v) the act of a bird shitting
"For two million dollars, would chisel all the snokrelig off of your car with your front teeth?"
"that twat-barnacle of a pigeon just snokreligoused in my hair!"
"I'm not touching your dick when there's snokreligious on it!"
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