Wisconsin Floorbuffer

When you sit a girl down in a pile of shit and then make her give you head while you spin her around

I sat that girl down in a pile of shit and made her do a Wisconsin Floorbuffer

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natural aristocrat

An alcoholic beverage created by combining a fine cognac with natural light

I love drinking natural aristocrats, because im rich and really trashy.

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suffobate

Suffobate- the act of strangling yourself while masturbating.

Everytime I suffobate, I pass out and my mom has to shake me until I wake up.