grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

Amber Heard

When a person literally shits in a bed.

Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I shit the bed.
Friend 2: Wait, literally or figuratively, what happened?

Friend 1: Dude, I was at Annie’s house and I I pulled an Amber Heard.
Friend 2: Oh my f**cking god, you’re a nasty mother f**cker! What did she say?

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