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New Zealand

New Zealand is roughly around 2220 KM's from the greatest country on earth..... Australia. Some people mistake the name New Zealand for "Australia Junior" but Australia is better in so many ways. For starters, the word bro isn't chucked around after every sentence, we don't have sheep constantly around us, we can pronounce words such as six, fish and chips and rich without saying "sux, fush and chups and ruch". In conclusion, Australians do it better

"Let's go to New Zealand for a holiday"

"Nah I don't feel like rooting sheep, lets go to Australia"

by Dylan (The Aussie) July 11, 2008

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