Boobs

Things on a woman's chest that seduce a man to do whatever the woman wants.

Woman: "Can I have $1000 for these new shoes?"

Man: "Hell NO why do you need shoes that cost that much of my fucking money?"

Woman: (Flashes her boobs) "Now can I have the money?"

Man: "Here take my credit card"

Man: (Realizes what he has done) "GOD DAMMIT I hate it when she does that, now I have no credit card for about two weeks, and I will have to owe even more money to the credit card company but damn I love playing with them"

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