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Finding memes, and forwarding them to friends while on the toilet.
After that Taco Bell bender, I did some serious constitutional memeing.
The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.
Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.
The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.
Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.
When a man blows his load into a batch sock, then his partner huffs it like spray paint.
After watching a Zoomba infomercial, Josh blew a jizz-load into an argyle sock, and soon Jeff was huzzing it like an emphysemic on an oxygen tube.
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The female equivalent of a spank bank.
That pic of Jason Momoa in a loin cloth is filed away in my skittle diddle decimal system.
The person who is smoked out, but is in between two other tokers. Their role is relegated to passing the joint back and forth without partaking, becoming the interweediary.
I was beyond lit last night, but Yeats and Mel would not stop! I was just the interweediary at that point.
The act of your SO texting suggestive emoticons, but not following through IRL.
I just got an eggplant + a tongue from my wife, but I know that she will be asleep by the time I get home. She is such an emotitease.