Harford County

A small county in Maryland, USA. The population is extremely low, and consists mainly of ugly white Ravens fans. In fact, only 3 people in the county are not Ravens fans, and they are all Asian. The teenagers there go to wealthy schools while their parents commute to Baltimore along I-95, taking about 6 hours to do so. 96.7% of Harford Countians above the age of 9 smoke pot. Almost all drivers in Harford County obey the speed limit religiously.

If you've ever gone from Baltimore to New York and had to pass through a slow, depressing town, where most people live along a major highway and no structure was more than 3 stories tall, you've probably been to Harford County.

Random guy: Dude I'm in Harford County.
Other dude: Isn't it depressing?
Random guy: Yeah, is that kid smoking a joint?
Other dude: Yeah and driving really slow and farming?
Random guy: Yeah, wow, that's depressing.
Other dude: I feel like I'm in the Midwest or something.

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