Jingle Jangle

When you wrap your erect penis in wrapping paper and gift it to someone for Christmas, most commonly to a significant other

I couldn't afford a present, so I resorted to jingle jangling her for Christmas.
Dude, I jingle jangled my girlfriend last night and she said it was the best gift she ever got!
What should I get her for Christmas?
Just jingle jangle her dude, she'll never turn you down

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