lagative

Adjective- extremely slow moving or taking more than the average amount of time to complete a task.

Dimitri: "Nicky takes soo long to do anything."
Dylan: "He is for sure the most lagative person I've ever met."

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Untie The Knot

To get a divorce, thus reversing the bonds of marriage

Jason and Lucy were only married for four months before they decided to untie the knot.

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Stoggsworth

About or equivalent to the average time it takes to smoke one cigarette.

Devon:"Can you go to the liquor store on the corner and get me a box of tampons?"
Dylan:"For sure, I'll be back in a stoggsworth."

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