ac/dc

A pretty brutal band that for some reason people who think they're badasss like

Willy:ac/dc rocks
Dylan:fuckin shit pocket...

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mirror balls

when you are so fat or your balls are so small you have to look in the miror to see them

Dylan:Jesus man you weigh like 300 pounds you must have mirror balls!
Fatty:Wtf are mirror balls??
Dylan:go look on urbandictionary jackass!
Fatty:screw you bitch!

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butt puppy hand jobber

it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence

CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha

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mom slut

Someone who has a thing for there friends moms and they always have sex with them then come and talk to their friends about how good there mom was last night

Dylan:holy shit Chad you're such a mom slut what else do you do besides peoples moms?

Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her

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jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut

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ass graffiti

when you have really bad diarhea and you can write stuff on walls with your shit

Dylan:Hey i habe diarhea wanna go do some ass graffiti?
Kyle:Wtf is ass graffiti?
Dylan:fuck you dick slurper
Kyle:screw you anus hair plucker
Dylan:go shove your 1 inch dick up your nose bitch!
Kyle:sure

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plotch

the sound something makes when u spit and it hits something ...also a substitute for jizzed or cummed

Alex:what would you say if I were black?
Dylan:I'd say plotch again?!
Dylan:then I'd laugh cuz i said plotch
or
Damn that girl was so hott i plotched all over the floor

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