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When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.
"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."
A person that finds pregnant women sexually stimulating. One that would be attracted to a preggo.
John has been flirting with Mindie a lot ever since she got pregnant; John's such a preggophile.
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