Best damn fuckin movie ever. there is a good quality version on Kazaa right now! Fucking awesome movie starring Johnny Depp.
I'm a doctor of journalism man.
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The stage between drunk and plastered in which a person has become fully intoxicated but still has enough mental capacity to get his/her pants down before taking a leak.
- I got drunk last night
- You were past that. You were d-runk.
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to stop smoking or doing drugs.
Dumb Stoner: "w4nn4 g0 sm0k3 s0m3 1337 w33d?!"
Person who quit: "eat a dick dumb putz"
Stoner: "WTF H4X OMG@!!! I'm getting arrested! WTF!!!"
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America is good and all but the government is fucked up. But America's Army is the best part of it :)
America's Army should overthrow America's Government.
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To skip a class or to skip school all together. Only do it every once in awhile if your in High School. Or anytime from Jr High, up. You need to get your classes but a skip once in awhile is aight ;)
"Melissa is skipping 1st thru 4th hour with Lee so they can fuck in his car in the parking lot across the street"
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1) People who live inside your phone and talk to you when it rings. Usually picking really bad times to talk to you.
"I threw my phone and all the people inside spilled over my living room"
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awesome actor. I'm not gay or anything, but he's a fucking beast. Johnny, your great. (Blow, Pirates, and Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas were your best man!)
Johnny Depp: "What the fuck?" (in Blow )
Me: "rofl!"
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