geshtalling

(guh-shtahl-ing)

1. Slyly escaping scrutiny by being a phenomenal smooth talker.

2. Giving a long-winded fake apology until a person forgets why he or she was mad at you in the first place. This is a skill that cannot be taught and must be learned through experience.

Word origin: hybrid of gestalt and stalling.

"You can never get a straight answer from a politician. They are exceptionally good at geshtalling."

"He avoided the wrath of his wife by geshtalling about how insensitive he was for forgetting their anniversary."

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booger snapper

(boog-err snap-err)
-noun

One who routinely excavates a ball of snot from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.

See also: nasaljectile.

"Geez, that guy just picks his nose wherever he feels like it. I almost got hit by that booger snapper!"

shaloo

(shah-lew)
-noun; adj.

A person who painstakingly pays excessive attention to detail. One who is obsessive-compulsive in nature. Derived from the actor Tony Shalhoub based upon his character in the Monk tv series.

"How long has he been re-arranging items on his desk?"
"A while... who knows. He's a bit of a shaloo."

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nutbaggery

(nuht-bag-uh-ree)
-noun

The type of idiotic antics and self-absorbed behavior expected from a nutbag or douche. Similar to douchebaggery.

"Those dudes are up to their pointless nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those morons."

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pornochanic

(pawrn-o-can-ick)
-noun

1. A mechanic whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.

2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars.

"The car's engine isn't dead. We just need a skilled pornochanic to look under the hood."

"Sweet desktop wallpaper!"
"Dude, don't you ever knock before you enter a room?!"
"Whatever. We all know you're a major pornochanic."