Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

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lowdown dirty

Beneath repute; skeevy; skanky; shady; sordid; nasty; dirty; contemptuous; deceitful

The buyer's realtor tried to make a lowdown dirty offer.

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Pave-Piece

Pavement. The paved ground of a sidewalk or parking lot.

Yo, G-Wizza, you should open up that car soon, the pave-piece is burnin' my feet-skies.

silver fox

an older gentleman with grey pubic hair.

not until i was on my knees did i realize he was actually a silver fox.

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Bitch Pigeon

Adj. Used to describe a person who is being a complete whimp or is easily bossed around.

Chris didn't come out tonight as his girlfriend said not to. Chris is a Bitch Pigeon.

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Gucci

An expensive P.O.S. that people buy to feel they have money

look at that fool trying to be a playa in his wanna be azz gucci

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bomb-diggity

1. Sound expressed when in total amazement and excitement

2. person who is super cool and awesome

3. A miniature robot that digs for bombs

4. a pokemon, cousin of diglet

you're my bomb-diggity. that means you like digging for bombs.

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