Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

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filiyuki

A Filipino person's bitch; one who has been "whipped" by a Filipino person.

"I really want a filiyuki right now!"

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bomb-diggity

1. Sound expressed when in total amazement and excitement

2. person who is super cool and awesome

3. A miniature robot that digs for bombs

4. a pokemon, cousin of diglet

you're my bomb-diggity. that means you like digging for bombs.

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good fella

A guy you can trust, and who is fun to be around.

your gonna like this guy hes a good fella

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on the real

something that is real and truthful

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headdesk

the act of banging one's head on a desk repeatedly.

that was lame. *headdesk*

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kick the can

to die; to terminate

That old man kicked the the can in prison last week.

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