macintosh

an amazing alternative to windows, which uses color and design (GUI, actual exterior) to make the computor experience exciting

iMac, iPod, iBook, CUBE!

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flippin

A person who is acting irrationally

Man your ho is flippin.

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skunk

verb. To beat badly, as in a race or sport.

Did the Cowboys win last night?
No way! They got skunked!

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Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

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filiyuki

A Filipino person's bitch; one who has been "whipped" by a Filipino person.

"I really want a filiyuki right now!"

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javi

when doing anything in life, the unintential happens....

we were playing pool and the guy went javi and knocked in 3 balls and didnt even call it!

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Spliffwizard

the wizard of rollin spliff's

she is an Ingenious Spliffwizard

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