whistle tips

it makes a screeching noise inside the eshaust pipes of a car.....the whistles go WOOOO, when you want a WooWoo, its a woowoo, ya know what im saayin, its just fo decorashon man just fo decorashon, thats it an thats all, the do it fo decorashon, but...its only in da monin, yo supposed to be cookin breakfast or somethin, so its like an alarm clock...WOOWOOOOO

ya dawg, i got this tight ass whistler tip installed by bubb rubb and lil sis yesterday, it makes the sound: WOOWOOO

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fuck face

1. a term used when referring to what someones face looks like right after they have sex.

2. a term used when referring to the look of ultimate orgasmic pleasure at the climax

1. whoaa, just look at timmys fuck face, i can totally tell he just had sex with laura

2. marshas fuck face was fucking amazing...her oratic orgasm totally matched her expression

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blonde moment

when a pretty blonde girl does something steriotypically "blonde" ie: walking into a pole, not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people, and/or saying lots of "likes" in the same sentence

oh my god, i like totally had a blonde moment, i just tripped over your dog and then i landed on your boyfriends penis...sorry

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Neoskizzle

A Neoskizzle is a friend you made in the past year that you trust and consider one of your bestest friends.

Person1: gorl you my Neoskizzle 🤪🤪
Person2: girl you ma Neoskizzle too 🤩🤩

Goochi

1. A "cutesy" way of referring to the gooch.

2. A name given to a pet (usually a cat) that has a sex-crazed owner who is in the closet about their sick and twisted sexual fantasies.

"Hey Mich3lo, Whas mean 'Goochi'?"

"Oh, nothing. I just thought it was a cute name for my cat." *drool*

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