medong

see no skunk

like no skunk, except you said medong and hit the person on the head with your nuckles

1: close that door
2: no skunk, medong
1: softies!
2: (gives no skunk and medong)
1: i mean: open that door.

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no skunk

Came about somewhere in New Jersey(I remember it from grade school in Passaic 1998ish, where if one kid says something stupid or gives wrong information, his friends(or simply someone near) declare "no skunk" then proceed to slide their finger across his neck to inflict pain. It has alot of other things involved with it, like when you say "no skunk" the soon-to-be victim can say "softies" and you have to do it softly, or if you say "hardies" you get to do it harder than usual.

See also: medong

1: Pass me that spoon.
2: No skunk! hardies!
2: (gives no skunk) it's a spork!
1: ow.

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unamerican

opposite of above definition.

you support the president? that's severely unamerican!

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absorbtion!

line used by this fat guy with a face in my school

1: Absorbtion! (pretends to absorb a milk carton using sleeve
2: (enters) I'll shank you for that milk.
1: Ewwwww! No homo!

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