split peach

The slit between one's buttocks alt. peaches.

I can smell your split peach from here -
when did you last have a bath?

Diddy (Sing.) Diddies (pl.)

Excrement, Poo, Turd, Log, Shit, Plop,
Whopper, Crap.

Harry has left a big diddy in the toilet.

I've just picked up the dog's diddies in the garden.

Whopper

Exceptionally large; over-sized; abnormal. Slang usage: A large plop/turd/log etc.

It has taken me/him/her ages to flush that whopper down the toilet.

CurriedAnus

1)When the anus/shit smells of curry.
2)Curry flavoured wind emitting from
the anus.

I've got one hell of a CurriedAnus tonight. My arse feels as though it's on fire! Never again, shall I eat Vindaloo.