Techbro

An educated male lacking in social skills who also happens to work in tech.

Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.

Techbro: With this new Blorgasagorg 3000, people will easily be able to get around the city without a car!
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.

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Flying without a licence

Neglecting to zip up your trousers.

Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.

Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)

Little Timmy

The name of a fictional male child when describing a scenario, not dissimilarly used to the names Alice and Bob.

Alice: So, when dolphins give birth, they come out swimming, and the first thing the mother does is teach the child how to breathe.
Bob: So it’s like “Welcome to the world, Little Timmy! Breathing lesson time!”

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Luigi’d

The state of having been the recipient of an image with a picture of Luigi with the captions “YOU JUST GOT LUIGI’D | LUIGI SOMEONE ELSE TO GET UNLUIGI’D”.

To get unluigi’d, share it through means such as AirDrop to someone else as the image says.

Alice: Fuck! Luigi’d again!

Mexican Sugar Dancing

You were told not to search this up, admit it. Reverse psychology is very effective.

The actual meaning is the use of dead bodies hooked up to electricity that “animates” them enough for them to be used as pay per ride sex dolls.

Don’t say they didn’t warn you.

Bob: Man I’m broke, time to start doing mexican sugar dancing…
David: Man, that is low even for you!

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Floor Turd

A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.

Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.

Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.

Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter

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