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Displaying utter disinterest in what somebody is texting you.
Mom: Hey, Gran got a new computer today! ð
Child of Mom: ð
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Mom: ð¡
A metro system in the southeast of England that connects the suburbs to London's core. Smells like Burger King, piss, sweat and probably your mom.
Ah yes, the London Underground. Still smells of piss and burgers.
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Part of a schoolyard rhyme sung whenever some poor sod's underwear is exposed.
Sometimes shortened to either "I see London" or "I see France", or further shortened to the verbs "see London" or "see France".
Kid A, upon catching a glimpse of Kid B's underwear: "I see London, I see France, I see Kid B's underpants!"
Fart: A regular, ordinary air biscuit. Isn't too loud, and doesn't stink that much.
The Ninja: A classic example of the phrase silent but deadly. Is almost entirely inaudible but has an ungodly stink.
TNT: A loud but not too stinky fart.
Nuclear Bomb: A jack-of-all-trades fart, stinks really bad and is also VERY loud. The worst ones to accidentally let loose.
The "Taking A Dump" Fart: Self-explanatory.
The "Taking A Dump" Nuclear Bomb: A rare kind of toilet fart. Acts likes a Nuclear Bomb. The leading cause of public bathroom embarrassment.
The Shart: An average shart (a fart which contains crap).
The Volcano: A powerful kind of shart. Can also be mistaken for a TNT, but the shit may be so violently released that it can escape your underpants, causing extra embarrassment.
Krakatoa: A loud and very powerful shart. If you get this, go see a doctor because you probably have diarrhea.
The Trampoline: Very loud, but with zero stench. The force , however, is strong enough to launch yourself forward a bit. Usually caused by comfort foods that produce a lot of dense gases.
Shit-Flavoured-Air: The most ungodly stench known to man. A chemical weapon more toxic than Sarin. The clearer of rooms everywhere. The origin of humanity's concept of demons. A fart that is silent, but is so stinky that being in the presence of it for too long can make you lose your lunch. Essentially the opposite of The Trampoline.
Guy 1: Uck, the Shit-Flavoured-Air strikes again! Which fucker let out that fart?
Guy 2: OHm I THINK I'M GOING TO BLEAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guy 3: Something tells me adding ghost peppers to those beans wasn't the best idea...
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A branch of sociology offered by many universities as a separate degree.
More socially conservative individuals tend to decry Gender Studies as a useless compared to something like a STEM degree, even though most degrees that can be obtained in a university don't directly lead to anything on their own - there probably isn't a single job that asks specifically for an Art History degree in the application, for instance, but you still see many graduates of that subject comfortably entering the workforce.
Like most liberal arts, the subject is mainly written, so many who take this subject actually end up going to law school.
If an employer that said "any degree applicable" on the application rejects you on the grounds of your degree being in Gender Studies, you probably wouldn't end up liking working for them anyways.
Also, men are welcome. It's not a bunch of feminist straw-women in a lecture hall all the time.
Alice: I'm taking Gender Studies as I find the subject interesting, and I want to attend law school at postgraduate level.
Bob: Useless, it doesn't land you a job 0.1 seconds after completing it!
Alice: It's been 2 years since you got that Literature degree and you're still in Gramps' basement.
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The Marmite of Nu-metal. You either love their music or think itâs the worse than modern pop.
As for me, I think theyâve made some bops.
Bob: (singing the chorus to âMy Generationâ)
Alice: Limp Bizkit in 2022? Really?
The word "damn". Used to refer to said profanity without saying it yourself and thereby offending geriartric ears.
Larry: "Jimmy got a detention after dropping the D-Bomb in Art class..."
Linda: "The teachers can't even handle 'damn'? What a bunch of pussies!"
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