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Gun Nuts

The people writing some of the definitions for gun control.

Yes, my dad's a gun nut. Yes, we could have spent that money on more useful things. Damn those gun nuts.

by E hates Q January 11, 2020


Techbro

An educated male lacking in social skills who also happens to work in tech.

Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.

Techbro: With this new Blorgasagorg 3000, people will easily be able to get around the city without a car!
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.

by E hates Q August 14, 2022


Flying without a licence

Neglecting to zip up your trousers.

Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.

Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)

by E hates Q January 18, 2022


Little Timmy

The name of a fictional male child when describing a scenario, not dissimilarly used to the names Alice and Bob.

Alice: So, when dolphins give birth, they come out swimming, and the first thing the mother does is teach the child how to breathe.
Bob: So it’s like “Welcome to the world, Little Timmy! Breathing lesson time!”

by E hates Q August 13, 2022


Spleef

A game played on Minecraft and ROBLOX where the goal is to dig holes for scrubs to fall in and be eliminated. Very popular during the mid-2010s, and somehow the most fun thing that is humanly possible.

"Gamer: Spleef is really freaking fun!"

by E hates Q September 29, 2018


Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.

Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter

by E hates Q May 05, 2020


🅾

Displaying utter disinterest in what somebody is texting you.

Mom: Hey, Gran got a new computer today! 😃
Child of Mom: 🅾
Mom: 😡

by E hates Q October 14, 2018