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The people writing some of the definitions for gun control.
Yes, my dad's a gun nut. Yes, we could have spent that money on more useful things. Damn those gun nuts.
An educated male lacking in social skills who also happens to work in tech.
Many of them are libertarians who simp for Elon Musk, and/or people trying to reinvent the wheel with some dumb new technology.
Techbro: With this new Blorgasagorg 3000, people will easily be able to get around the city without a car!
Alice: Please, stop trying to reinvent the train.
Neglecting to zip up your trousers.
Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.
Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)
The name of a fictional male child when describing a scenario, not dissimilarly used to the names Alice and Bob.
Alice: So, when dolphins give birth, they come out swimming, and the first thing the mother does is teach the child how to breathe.
Bob: So it’s like “Welcome to the world, Little Timmy! Breathing lesson time!”
A game played on Minecraft and ROBLOX where the goal is to dig holes for scrubs to fall in and be eliminated. Very popular during the mid-2010s, and somehow the most fun thing that is humanly possible.
"Gamer: Spleef is really freaking fun!"
A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.
Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
Olive: I identify as Neutrois.
Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter
Displaying utter disinterest in what somebody is texting you.
Mom: Hey, Gran got a new computer today! 😃
Child of Mom: 🅾
Mom: 😡