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A branch of sociology offered by many universities as a separate degree.
More socially conservative individuals tend to decry Gender Studies as a useless compared to something like a STEM degree, even though most degrees that can be obtained in a university don't directly lead to anything on their own - there probably isn't a single job that asks specifically for an Art History degree in the application, for instance, but you still see many graduates of that subject comfortably entering the workforce.
Like most liberal arts, the subject is mainly written, so many who take this subject actually end up going to law school.
If an employer that said "any degree applicable" on the application rejects you on the grounds of your degree being in Gender Studies, you probably wouldn't end up liking working for them anyways.
Also, men are welcome. It's not a bunch of feminist straw-women in a lecture hall all the time.
Alice: I'm taking Gender Studies as I find the subject interesting, and I want to attend law school at postgraduate level.
Bob: Useless, it doesn't land you a job 0.1 seconds after completing it!
Alice: It's been 2 years since you got that Literature degree and you're still in Gramps' basement.
Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.
Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?
Part of a schoolyard rhyme sung whenever some poor sod's underwear is exposed.
Sometimes shortened to either "I see London" or "I see France", or further shortened to the verbs "see London" or "see France".
Kid A, upon catching a glimpse of Kid B's underwear: "I see London, I see France, I see Kid B's underpants!"
Noun; A person into any form of heavy metal music.
Here are some types of metalheads:
Bob The Metalhead: Listens to mainstream metalcore and maybe some deathcore. Fans of more obscure genres act like he just ate their entire family.
Zack the Metalhead: Listens to black or death metal and think’s he’s the most cool and edgy person to ever exist. Yeah, those Mayhem PJs sure are threatening…
Gary the Metalhead: Listens to stuff like grunge and nu metal that went out of fashion decades ago. Doesn’t give two shits about what Zack thinks of him.
Peter the Metalhead: “I only listen to (insert obscure sub genre of an already obscure metal genre here), everything else is for posers!”
Margaret the Metalhead: Listens to metal from the 70s and early 80s religiously and thinks Black Sabbath is the best thing since sliced bread.
Carl the Metalhead: Listens to what he likes and isn’t an elitist asshair to others.
Metalhead conversation:
Zack: Name a metal band.
Gary: Limp Bizkit.
(Zack explodes in rage)
Seaside town long past its prime. The Detroit of the UK.
Bob: Never. Go. To. Blackpool. Ever.
Alice: Why?
Bob: It will crush your heart.
A television type that everyone wants but nobody makes.
Bob: Hmm... I'll go look for a Trinitron CRT for my XBOX...ho ho holy shit! $200 on eBaY? Why don't they make these things anymore?
What you say before disintegrating into pixels.
Tom Scott screamed "Aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj!" upon realizing that, through him saying "Xnopyt" he banished himself to his home dimension.