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Seaside town long past its prime. The Detroit of the UK.
Bob: Never. Go. To. Blackpool. Ever.
Alice: Why?
Bob: It will crush your heart.
A chess trap that only complete morons fall for.
The game is infamous for being the "two move checkmate".
1. f3 e5 (f3 is already a rather useless opening, as no pieces are developed with its aid)
2. g4 Qh4#
White is mated in two moves.
This trap almost never occurrs in actual play, as everyone who has even looked at a chess board knows how obvious this trap is.
A similar trap is the Scholar's mate (which is Black's fastest loss) which goes as follows:
1. e4 e5
2. Bc4 Nc6 (Bishop's Opening)
3. Qh5 Nf6??? (Nf6 is a blunder to rule all blunders)
4. Qxf7#
Black is checkmated.
Again, this trap almost never occurs in regular play.
Most chess courses warn about these traps very early on, so anyone who actually falls for them deserves a dunce hat.
Bob: I played chess with my son, Bob Jr. I played Fool's Mate and he took it hook line and sinker.
Alice: Heh, funny. I started hanging out with the jocks in high school after a nerd humiliated me with the Scholar's mate.
A dog superhero whose superpower is trolling people with henways. Oh, and he tackles criminals like Joe and Candice I suppose.
Guy: How are you gonna rob me with Updog behind you?
Robber: What's updog?
Updog: Nothing much, what's up with you, dog?
Robber: crap
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A fetish concerning the changing of a being (human or otherwise) into something different, such as an animal or a car. People with this fetish get turned on by pornography revolving around said behaviours.
Bob: I found FurAffinity in your browser history, Jim. I never knew you were into transformation porn...
Jim: For pete's sake, stop looking! You'll get traumatized by the NSFW stuff!
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Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesnât stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term âdigging yourself deeperâ.
Boris âBlowjobâ Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.
A vehicle driven by Karens who think that because their parents drove a minivan it's automatically uncool to drive one.
They also guzzle a butt ton of gas, and yet the drivers of them still feel a need to complain about fuel.
2000: I'm not going to drive a minivan, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
2020: I'm not going to drive a SUV, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
The fuck are you doing here? Get back to work and stop looking up le epic funni words on Urban Dictionary.
Iâm bored, so Iâm gonna look up âsexâ on Urban Dictionary.