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A large area entirely consistent of McMansions and the roads made to service them. The living embodiment of the 2000s housing bubble, and a slap in the face to walkability.
Bob: Alice lives in some nondescript McTown with her parents, no wonder she went nuts…
Claire: Seeing the same 6 bedroom houses everywhere everyday will drive you insane after a while. I agree.
A metro system in the southeast of England that connects the suburbs to London's core. Smells like Burger King, piss, sweat and probably your mom.
Ah yes, the London Underground. Still smells of piss and burgers.
A BSD variant, used by either people who want their "file" server to be Fort Knox, or people who are too much of a hipster to use Slackware.
This OS isn't the last level of OS hipsterism, though. That would probably be NetBSD or Funtoo.
OpenBSD user in his natural habitat:
KingOfFuckingHipsters: I use OpenBSD, bow down Arch user!
(QueenOfFuckingHipsters has entered the chat)
QueenOfFuckingHipsters: Funtoo represent
(KingOfFuckingHipsters has left the chat)
Your rich ex girlfriend who is always the first to mock you at school when you dun goof.
Mike: Goddammit, Chloe's approaching. And I have gravy on my shirt.
Xavier: Ay, didn't she leave you for a 19 year old in jail?
An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.
Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?
A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.
Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.