Nursing Student

There are three subtypes of nursing students:
1. The nursing student who is decked head-to-toe in lulu lemon, whose mom or aunt is a nurse, who is addicted to coffee and has a slight partying problem. Associated with anxiety and tidy notes.

2. The LGTBQ+ nursing student who is extremely outgoing for everyone except the one clinical instructor who is a total lazy useless beotch. Associated with the straight type-3 nursing student.

3. The nursing student who wears sweats and sneakers to lecture every day. Male type-3 may have hockey hair, female type-3 will have shoulder-length hair. Associated with messy notes, messy bedrooms, and plant obsessions.

Did you see Abby? She is a total type-1 nursing student, she even wore lulu socks to the gym yesterday!

Wow, Jamie is a total type-2 nursing student, they're so nice! But I saw them roll their eyes at instructor Mike the other day, that was priceless.

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