nose harp

When a persons nose hair is clearly visable.

Cor blimey look at the nose hair on that bloke,you could hold them together and play the hairs like a nose harp.

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poopenhousen

To take it up the wrong un

I entered her via the poopenhousen

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pootanks

Another name for a ladys arse,bottom,trumper.

1, Cor blimey look at the Giant pootanks on her .

2, She looks fit ,yeh but look at her pootanks there massive.

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fuckrightoff

Fuckrightoff.

Used to express ones feelings.

jack..Can you lend me a tenner?
Dan...No you can fuckrightoff mate.

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