Laffy Taffy

When someone stretches the truth, but makes it seem reasonable so they don't get caught creepin'.

Baby's mama - "Yo, fool. I know you be out prowlin' on some skank ass bitches!"

Baby's daddy - "Naw, girl. I was just out playin' poker with my boys!"

Baby's daddy's homeboy - "Ha! Laffy Taffy."

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Henway Jackson

Code for "Handjob"

Hannah really wanted a Coke that said, "Share a Coke with Hannah" on it & I ended up getting a Henway Jackson behind a Walgreens in return. Unfortunately, she had man hands and I had to fake my orgasm..

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