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(noun) - stands for LIteral ASs KIcking.
Liaski (sometimes abbreviated instead as "L.A.K.") is game played in Hollywood, Miami, Greewich Village, and any other place that celebrities are known to congregate.
The game involves walking up behind a celebrity and touching your foot to their behind briefly.
Sometimes this is done lightly, sometimes with the force of somebody trained in martial arts.
People keep track themselves of how many famous people's asses they have literally kicked, and very usually the names, for the sake of bragging rights.
This game is non-competitive against other literal ass kickers, but often against bodyguards that famous people have on their payroll.
We got to play liaski at the latest Hollywood after party... then I got my nose broken!
(n) A person-- often an affluent white male-- who is generally considered a douchebag, but surpasses others in terms of dishonesty and disregard towards other human beings.
Named for American politician, liar, and serial adulterer Newt Gingrich.
"We started calling her ex-boyfriend a newtchbag this week after discovering he was cheating on her with not one, but TWO women... and THREE men!"
"Ick... dang. Hopefully the prick never runs for president..."
A mispronunciation of "chipotle."
Instead of phonetically reading the word, as "chee-POtlay," white Americans are known to reverse the "L" and "T" due to that arrangement being more common in both British English and American English.
Pronounced incorrectly as "chee-pull-tay," it is also, ironicaly, a Spanglish insult meaning, "Honkey can't pronounce borrowed words at all."
"Wanna go tuh that Chipolte res'traunt after golf, Horace?"
"Sure... how bout you, Miguel?"
(sighs) "...fine. Chee-Pot-lay is the right way to pronounce that... not chiplolte... nevermind...You guys are idiots, by the way."
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(noun) A "wet fart" that isn't just fecal matter, but blood.
Can have several medical causes, many of which can be traced to Mexican restaurants.
(Can also be used as a verb.)
Tequila, tequila, Tabasco sauce loaded burritos, and tequila can make a girl horrorshart the next day.
A mixed drink... usually two parts Rockstar energy cola and one part The Kraken rum.
Similar to a the much more common rum and coke, more specifically, the Captain and coke.
The Kraken rum is a touch stronger, a bit darker, and the Rockstar Energy Cola has increased caffeine presence, thus similar to the effects of a jagerbomb.
Person a: Why's it called a rocktopus? Isn't a kraken a giant squid?!?
Person b: Yeah... I heard that... ever had a night full of them, though?
Person a: No...
Person b: Well... try it. You won't ask such big questions then.
Person a: It'd be rocktopi, plural, right?
Person b: Yeah... sounds like a Pokemon...
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(n) The practice of utilizing a car trunk stocked up on baby clothes at garage sales during summer to dress up dead animals killed by other motorists.
Considered a form of community service in the state of Michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.
These things get cleaned up faster when they look human.
We intended to spend next weekend's roadtrip playing roadkill dress-up, but knew that this weekend we'd first have to stock up on supplies at garage sales.
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A mixed drink popular during summertime in northern Michigan and gaining popularity across the rest of the Midwest.
One part chilled vodka (50 proof preferred)
One part orange juice
One part hot inside filling of a lava lamp
Vodka is kept in freezer before pouring.
Orange juice is kept in refrigerator before pouring.
Lava lamp is kept plugged in before pouring.
Vodka is poured first, then orange juice, then finally lava lamp.
This drink gained popularity due to offering its drinker a rich, unique experience; if you drink one while on Mackinaw Island (in northern Lake Huron), you may get to take a ride in a helicopter!
"Gosh... lava lamps are fun to watch..."
"Ever have a Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper? They're fun to drink too! Great with vodka and orange juice!
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